Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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