She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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