I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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