Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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