it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Can you repeat that, but with context?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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