Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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