Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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