I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
