So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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