White coat. Heels.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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