Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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