so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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