Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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