You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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