i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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