Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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