cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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