Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Sober January is a disaster.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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