would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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