He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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