everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
