Dual....:-)
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Randomize
