he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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