I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's blow job season.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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