Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
