she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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