I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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