I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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