Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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