why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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