Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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