a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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