You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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