Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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