Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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