Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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