it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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