It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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My dick has a subreddit
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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