the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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