remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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