I'm drive I can fine osifer
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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