Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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