I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
