like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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