Kiss
Puke
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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