Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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