The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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