I wish i was in the wii world.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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