Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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