tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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