I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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