I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So many bounce houses so little time
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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