Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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